Although, in-game, Blotlings are more about painting-art than writing-art.

As for mini-Balrogs, I'm pretty sure having an actual fire source anywhere in our RC would be a step too far for Doc, though. On the other hand, they are the classic mini, aren't they?

I don't care how famous they are. No fire near my bookshelf. Not that we should ever find one. I'm far from being a Tolkien expert, so there's no reason we would get a mission to Middle-earth.

. . . You do know you should never say things like that out loud, right?

That wasn't "out loud." It was typed.