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agent_selene: (Shadow Elberath)
Halo Constance,

Eye Ms yew. Why did yew leaf me bee hind? Awl eye one Ted was two come with yew two yore new hows. In stead eye am awl bye my self hear inn H Queue.

Egg sept four Thanduril. He staid with me. Butt eye steel Ms yew.

Pleas come back,

Elberath

Selene's note: I managed to teach Elberath to spell, mostly by giving her a dictionary and letting her get on with it. Unfortunately she hasn't got the hang of syllables. Or homophones.
agent_selene: (Shadow Selene)
I feel I should clarify that the title here is a joke, referencing our shared time in the Pyro Department. I am in no way confirming certain scurrilous rumours that I was romantically attracted to my partner.




Selene Morgana Lilith Perdita X Windflower to Dafydd Illian, late of DOGA, greetings. I hope your wife and family are well.

I write this letter in recognition of the great debt of gratitude I owe you for your part in restoring my fragile sanity. I know that it will never be possible to repay such a boon as you have given me, and I would not even dare to try. I am happy to remain indebted to you forever.

That being said, I feel it my duty to repay kindness with kindness whenever I may. Take, therefore, this missive as a warning: my irrepressible chatter-basket of a partner has designs to write letters of her own to you. I strongly advise you to burn them without opening: Agent Kaitlyn is charming and friendly, but her brand of boundless energy will doubtless wear thin ere the first page passes.

I have the honour to remain,

Sincerely yours,

Selene Morgana Lilith Perdita X Windflower, Agent of the PPC




... right. Yes. So, look: I panicked. It's been a long time since I wrote a letter, and the expected forms somewhat got away from me. I don't even remember what I wrote, except that it was all very Nineteenth Century. In fact, I should probably check-

-ah. Oh dear. I appear to have been a right pistol towards Kaitlyn. Blame that Victorian mindset - or just blame me. At least I can go back and change it before-

...

What sort of ridiculous messaging program sends messages automatically?!

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